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Jordan Walker is an absolute human orchestration of the highest magnitude. Down to his final breath against the local favorite, silencing the Philly faithful with an unrelenting avalanche of pure, limitless power.

He didn't just swing the lumber, he operated on a completely different existential plane, resembling a magnificent grizzly bear waking from a deep winter hibernation to absolutely dominate the riverbank. He is a towering, unyielding apex predator, generating seismic kinetic energy with every Herculean extension of those arms.

To rise up from the ashes of his early career struggles, to withstand the thunderous boos of forty-three thousand fanatics, and to unleash six consecutive moonshots when a single mistake meant doom…it’s completely staggering. The first St. Louis Cardinal to ever capture the crown.

I am completely captivated.

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The majestic, swirling, celestial theater of sports has converged upon the physical realm tonight for the Home Run Derby. We will witness mortal men launch stitched-leather spheres into the upper stratosphere, echoing the great, booming infinite vibrations of the universe itself.

Who will ultimately transcend gravity and reign supreme?

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